El spam más insólito que recibí

Esto me acaba de llegar a mi casilla de correo.
No se los pienso traducir, pero en líneas generales este tipo me estaría ofreciendo hacerme pasar por el pariente de un tipo rico con guita para quedarme con una parte de su herencia (obviamente repartiendo con el chabón este). Wow, ¿debería aceptar y seguirle el juego?¿Viajaré hasta Sudáfrica y me hago pasar por el pariente de un sudafricano rico y muerto? Nah.

MR. PETER BOTHA
DBSA BANK OF SOUTH AFRICA,
EMAIL:P_BOTHA@MAIL2WORLD.COM



I am Mr. PETER BOTHA, Provincial Manager DBSA Bank of South Africa,  Capetown, Branch. I have urgent and very confidential business  proposition for you. On June 6, 2000, a foreign mining  consultant/contractor with the  South Africa Mining Corporation, Mr. Richard Moss made a numbered time  (Fixed) Deposit for twelve calendar months, valued at (Twelve million, Five Hundred Thousand Dollars) in my branch. Upon maturity, I sent a  routine notification to his forwarding address but got no reply. After  a month, we sent a reminder and finally we  discovered from his contract employers, the  South Africa Mining Corporation that Mr. Richard Moss died from an  automobile accident. On furtherinvestigation, I found out that he died without making a WILL,  and all attempts  no trace his next of kin was fruitless. I therefore made further investigation and discovered that Mr. Richard  Moss did not declare any kin or relations in all his official  documents, including his Bank Deposit paperwork in my Bank. This sum   is still sitting in my Bank and the interest is being rolled over with the principal sum at the end of each year. No one will ever come forward to claim it. According to South African Law, at the  expiration of 5 (five) years, the  money will revert to the ownership of the South Africa Government if  nobody
applies to claim the fund.
Consequently, my proposal is that I will like you as a foreigner to  stand in as the next of kin to Mr. Richard Moss so that the fruits of  this old man's labour will not get into the hands of some corrupt government  officials. This is simple, I will like you to provide immediately your  full names and address so that the Attorney will prepare the necessary documents  and affidavits which will put you in place as the next of kin. We  shall employ the service of two Attorneysfor processing and  notarization of the WILL and  to obtain the necessary documents and letter of probate/administration  in your favour for the transfer. A bank account in any part of the world which you will  provide will then facilitate the transfer of this money to you as the beneficiary/next of  kin. The money will be paid into your account for us to share in the  ratio of 60% for me and 40% for you.
  There is no risk at all as all the paperwork for this transaction will  be done by the Attorney and my position as the Branch Manager  guarantees the successful execution of this  ransaction. If you are interested,  please reply immediately via the private email address: P_BOTHA@MAIL2WORLD.COM. Upon your response, I shall then provide you  with more detailsand relevant documents that will help you understand  the transaction. Please observe utmost confidentiality, and rest  assured that this  transaction would be most profitable for both of us because I shall  require your assistance to invest my share in your country.Awaiting  your urgent reply  via my email: P_BOTHA@MAIL2WORLD.COM

Thanks and regards.
Mr.Peter Botha

informó desde una montaña de guita, Maxi. he dicho.